Ruel Rules!
One of three million-odd humans living in the quaint social experiment known as Los Angeles.
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A Message From Lrrr!
Greetings, puny humans! I, Lrrr from Omicron Persei 8, am vastly amused by you earthlings and your petty concerns. All those dreams! All those aspirations! We Omicronians laugh ourselves silly watching you go about your lives.
As such, we have implanted tracking devices in all of you at birth. Your thoughts, hopes, and opinions are automatically transcribed into these archaic devices you call "blogs." We even include pictures and the occasional video for our added amusement.
"Ruel Rules!" is a blog record of Subject Designate: "Ruel" (see photo of puny earthling above), one of three million-odd humans living in the quaint social experiment known as Los Angeles. His thoughts and deeds can be occasionally amusing, although not as much as Subject Designate: "Britney Spears." Or repeats of Jenny McNeal - Single Female Lawyer. But it beats PBS.
NOTE: Do not inform Ruel of this blog, or we shall wipe you from the face of the planet! All hail Omicron Persei 8!!!
Ruel Rules (And Twitters!)- RuelRules: @sonyanews Still trying it out. I'm just happy I can do video (kinda) now! Thursday, December 17, 2009
- RuelRules: @philpost Mmmm... salad. Thursday, December 17, 2009
- RuelRules: @sonyanews Thanks for the heads up on UStream! I'm downloading it now. How do you like it so far? Thursday, December 17, 2009
- RuelRules: @Da_Philosopher Dont guilt me!!!! Tuesday, December 15, 2009
- RuelRules: @Da_Philosopher Butter Them Up= DONE. Now #2: Guilt. Why don't you ever call me? Tuesday, December 15, 2009
